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Thanks! I'm def all about fun and enjoyment!

 

Haha sure gorgeous.. As you say.. Im here if you're interested. Text me

 

Just stopping by to say hi

 

Will hi

 

Hi I’m new here although been a user of Xnxx for long but just got introduced to the forum. I’m here to explore and meet like minded people like me. Ciao

 

Hi all, I guess I’m new here so go easy on me.

 

Hi, 40m, looking forward to contributing some old stories I wrote years ago, and maybe some new ones. Kinks include voyeurism, lingerie, ageplay, pregnancy, cumplay, and incest, so look for those in my naughty tales.

 

Hey I'm new here from Arizona. How's everyone doing.

 

Will do. Thanks for the info much appreciated. See ya around.

 

Incredibly wise words and a pithy quote.

Cheery signoff

 

Hi all its my first time here kinda nervious, im really looking for people to talk to who are like minded ( i dont know honestly but once people start talking about getting turned on im turned on) so in short looking for friends lol

 

hi All, I'm new here

 

Me too. Welcome. Not sure what all to do yet but let's find out.

 

Morning. Long time lurker but finally made a profile.

 

"Great Caesar's doo-dads! Where the hell have you been? It's on there! And someone read it! Come see. Come SEE!"

My leggy Muse took my hand and dragged me into the kitchen. She snatched her phone from the table and stuck it in front of my face. Illysette was almost bouncing off the walls in her excitement. That was an entrancing sight. She's pretty well apportioned, especially north of her tiny waist. Apparently, my heavy black plastic, rectangular framed, 'birth control' bifocals were not up to the task.

"Lys? Why are you so excited about the 'Blue Screen of Death,' pray tell?"

I was attacked for asking an innocent question. She slapped her flat palm into the middle of my chest and growled. She fiddled with the screen, and satisfied with the results, held it in front of my face. A bit more detail appeared. There was what looked to be a list of some sort down the left-hand side, still far too miniscule for my peepers to process. I pointed that out and she futzed around some more with it, a frustrated 'grrrrrr' emphasizing her state of mind.

"LOOK!"

Afraid to do anything else, I did that. The type at the top of the screen was, if anything, smaller than that down the left side of the it. I got ready to dodge the next blow.

"Honey, I'm friggin old. What am I looking at?"

She grabbed me by an earlobe and dragged me into the spare bedroom office. "Turn on your damned computer, you ancient cuss." She stood with her arms crossed under her distracting breasts and tapped one cute tootsie on the floor. She was so agitated that if she had used both feet it would have sounded like the drum part in that old song "Wipe Out."

I conceded to Lysette's demands and called up the Sex Stories site. Son of a gun, 'Unusual Business' was there.
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Which is pretty cool, y'all. I had been mildly frustrated that it didn't show up, like instantly. (And yeah, I did read somewhere that it takes awhile. But impatience is pretty thoroughly ingrained at my advanced age.) It brought up a question that you folks could maybe help with, though.

Formatting. I followed the guidelines I saw and wrote it on my laptop, then edited the bejesus and bejabbers out of it until I was satisfied. Did the Copy/Paste boogie and...

All of my careful formatting and proof-reading went Pooof!

Some background is in order: I use a third-party word-processing app that allows me to save docs in a variety of ways. I chose the most recent MS Word option to save Lys's story and double checked that it had worked satisfactorily. But when I inserted it into the thread via Copy/Paste all of that disappeared. Lo and behold, what showed up was the rough draft. So, I drank a beer, cussed a bunch, lit a smoke and then edited that on the site. Several times! (Yes, I did choose the 'Edit' mode until I thought it was as ready as it was gonna get.) When I figured I had done all I could, I selected 'Publish...'

Well, the semi-disappointing results are forever enshrined in Internet history. My question to y'all is WTF? Any input? Can you folks lend a hand before Lys pulls tufts of my hair out of my head?

 

Hey guys new person hmu let’s have fun anyone

 

I like reading everybody’s comments, and looking to see where it all can go. I’m out in Colorado. And I like this website. People seem cool and respectful . Can’t wait to post some dirty pictures and see more wet and dripping pussy.

 

Deegenerate I like your photos they made me hard as a rock. You have perfect tits and body, vary sexy woman. If you ever want to pm me for a chat or whatever please do.

 

1st post Husband and Wife feeling frisky . Couples pictures and videos as well as Me solo . Who wants to chat message me feeling lonely