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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    When I get a dick pic I like to look at the room they’re in and see what other people’s houses look like.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I don't get dick pics but I damn sure always look at the background in the pictures other people post. I can't help it!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Mar 2, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Me too! I’m like, “Oh I like that lamp!”
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 2, 2020
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      I'm like "Dude....it's time to do the laundry".
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Mar 2, 2020
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      I am the same way...For me it comes from hunting down ester eggs in video games and quickly moved into practically everything else. I like to see if I can catch something hilarious in the background :)
       
      phxbi_bear80, Mar 3, 2020
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  2. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    So they said on the radio that Captain Crunch is coming out with a pancake mix...

    Great, so now I can cut up my gums on pancakes...
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Ha!!! Yep.....that stuff is BRUTAL!!!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Mar 2, 2020
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  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    "What to do, ya, I really dont know, I really dont know,... what to do".....some old Rolling Stones song, only line I remember
     
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    1. Braxton.B
      @shy guy the name of that song is....What To Do

       
      Braxton.B, Mar 2, 2020
    2. deleted user 555 768
      Last I heard this was on an 8 track of "Big hits and frazed cookies" or something like that, geez, think it was the late 70's
       
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Rolling Stones is awesome!! I have a tight Tshirt somewhere with the tongue sticking out. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 2, 2020
  4. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    As for Cap’n Crunch and his pancake mix...I’m not eating anything from a man whose eyebrows are on his hat!
    9D6F8D04-CA79-4812-808A-B51CA5A292BF.jpeg
     
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      Dont be hitting on the Captain, not gunna be a mutiny here!
       
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  5. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    I never thought i would live this long
     
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      glad ya failed
       
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  6. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    I’m pretty sure I passed back in 1999. Nothing has made any sense since then and I’m pretty sure this site can’t possibly be real.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I am pretty sure some days i feel like nothing is real not even myself. Haha but i just live!!! That is what humans do. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 2, 2020
  7. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    The Dow had its biggest ever point gain today. People are finally coming to their senses!
     
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  8. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    My AutoCorrect keeps changing the word have to hagfish who the hell would ever be talking about hagfish?
     
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  9. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I get names here mixed up sometimes, and when they change there avatar, that can really make my old head hurt.
     
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      "Their" not "There"
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 3, 2020
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      I remember pictures better than names,... especially the girls
       
  10. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Link has been battling monsters for over 30 years...I think we can let him be a pothead if he wants!

    Link (1).jpg
     
    1. deleted user 555 768
      So where does this, Link, hang out?
       
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      He's heard of a powerful strain grown wild in some faraway land...seems he was addicted to the action!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Mar 3, 2020
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    My balls itch...O, was that out loud?
     
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  12. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Now I don't get to see the goats anymore since they covered up the chain link fence :(
     
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    1. Valspar
      You make this too easy, you little twit.
       
      Valspar, Mar 3, 2020
  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    You clever little phone - that went easier than expected
     
  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Just a note to say that until bitterness crept in by certain posters and drama unfolded,Titty Tuesday was about all women together and a great tease for the lads.
    Asking for winner to be removed and bemoaning younger firmer tits is the act of a infant
    Get a fucking grip, this is a porn forum not irl
     
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    2. thinskin
      He just wants to dance Dee.....he just does not know how to ask.;)

      ts
       
      thinskin, Mar 3, 2020
    3. Anniemated
      But it does matter @Cherrypop you know yourself that I supported you through all of that nonsense so why brush this post under the carpet? It's bits of threads posted out of context to make me look like the bad guy, we were friends then and I didn't attack you and it's mean and nasty to make out I did! I won't be posting there any more either .......... and for why? This post that's why. You make a big thing about me calling you Cherrypoop but that was because @dirtyjedi started it. Now isn't it strange that it's him stirred it all up again? I sure as hell am glad he's not my friend. I should imagine you're as upset as anyone with what's gone down today, perhaps you should choose your friends more carefully eh?
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      Holy FUCK. Yes I supported you. I complimented you and we were friendly. That ended when you accused me of being a jealous bully. Jedi is his own man. Yes we are friends but his thoughts and actions are his alone. I don’t influence them or condone them or condemn them. You know why he doesn’t like you. That’s between you two. Not me. Stop with all the drama mongering.

      Oh, and it wasn’t him that stirred it all up this time. He’s just reacting.
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 3, 2020
    5. Anniemated
      You don't call this stirring it up? You leave me speechless! I know there's a lot of shit going on in T/Tues right now but I'm not involved, so why take it out on me?!
       
      Anniemated, Mar 3, 2020
    6. Cherrypop
      Speechless would be a nice change. I’m out and I can’t concentrate on two things at once.
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 3, 2020
  15. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    When ya fly though time zones...
    Do you become older, younger or
    just stay the same?:banghead:
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Thinking about time zones blows my mind every time, so I try not to think about it.
       
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    2. Ed Itor
      Both.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 3, 2020
    3. Lioness
      It depends on which direction you're going...
       
      Lioness, Mar 3, 2020
    4. Rexxracerr
      Your forever young @abej ♥️
       
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      If you travel at the speed of light, you wont age, when you return everything will be very much older or gone
       
  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    The urge to pick up and move is almost overwhelming for me every spring, and this one is no exception.
     
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      Oh dear, how lovely would that be. Selfishly wanna go alone just for a few weeks maybe with you. Oh the trouble we might get into. Or we might just sit around in robes sipping tea.....sigh free at last!!!!!! Lol
       
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    3. Anniemated
      If you're going to Scotland in the Summer and go near any water take and use masses of insect repellent! They have a tiny flying insect called midges, huuuuuuuge swarms of them and they will eat you alive!! The bitten parts will turn red, swell up and the itch will be unbearable! I'm not joking!
       
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    4. submissively speaking
      I've done midge research, no lie. ;)
       
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      Anniemated, Mar 3, 2020
    6. submissively speaking
      Yep, you've posted that before. I reached out to my people there and got the lowdown.

      I've got a midge mitigation plan. :)
       
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  17. Bron Zeage

    Bron Zeage I am a river to my people

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    I have a large folder of images I saved because of the background. Baby pics on dresser behind the woman who is bent over holding her cheeks apart is always good.
     
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      The number of men that take pics on the toilet leave me speechless!
       
      Anniemated, Mar 3, 2020
    3. submissively speaking
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

      Right??!?!??
       
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Maybe they are hiding from family in there. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Mar 3, 2020
    5. Bron Zeage
      The only thing you'll see in the background of my cock pics is my balls.
       
      Bron Zeage, Mar 3, 2020
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    6. Cherrypop
      Idk. A bit of decor never hurt a dick before :)
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 3, 2020
  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I dont get pictures, looking at what people post here, first thing I look at is the surroundings, the stuff, everybody has skin, I wanna see whats on your shelves
     
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    2. Dearelliot
      I should post a few pics of what "I call my room " a paper cluttered desk a work bench with tools and jobs on it, the walls with pics that I like hanging. big screen tv desk top computer...a guy could pick apart all of the things I should straighten out. and ask "Why do you have that?"
       
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      Sounds like a guys room, not a man cave...I hate that term!
       
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    4. bigbird
      so if i show the bookcase in the background with my rampant hard cock out - is that cheating in some way? Some act of embellishment ? Perhaps i need to edit the bookcase first of all !
       
      bigbird, Mar 4, 2020
    5. deleted user 555 768
      I'd be enlarging the photo to see what books you read
       
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    6. Cherrypop
      Lol me too
       
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  19. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    got yelled at by my stylist for using boxed hair dye in between visits. I want to know how she knows.
     
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      I think you mentioned that a while ago
       
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    2. Geminpa
      But she did it again. I think I need a new stylist!
       
      Geminpa, Mar 3, 2020
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      I need a new stylist also, were I been going the girls are cute but they talk to much and I'm never happy with the cut...I need one of those old time Italian barbers that know how to cut a guys hair and when to stay quiet...this is one for the reminiscing thread
       
    4. Geminpa
      My son goes to an old fashioned barber shop like that. First time I took him I felt like had gone back in time. Now he drives so I don’t go with him anymore.
       
      Geminpa, Mar 4, 2020
  20. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Cross-forum posting is the new “I’m telling my mom!”

    :rolleyes:

    Lame.
     
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